• Child: Who do I look like? You have green eyes.
  • Parent: ... *sly smile*
  • Parent: The milkman.






clientsfromhell:

A friend of mine got married some weeks ago. My wedding gift as a professional photographer was to take the wedding pictures. Everything went really well. The pictures turned out great and everybody was happy.

They showed the pictures to some friends that were going to marry next month. The soon-to-be bride called me and asked whether I could take the pictures for their wedding, too. For a six hour shoot, she offered me free cake and drinks. When I politely declined and told her I usually only do professional work for money, she decided to call my friends and tell them what a greedy b**ch I am.




joninha18:

absolutelysweetmarie:

a shipper and a non-shipper watching a show together.

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This is so accurate it hurts




born-an-0riginal-gangstarr:

I’m an adult and still have to do this.

born-an-0riginal-gangstarr:

I’m an adult and still have to do this.




pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

4persephone:

That’s it. That’s the character.

That’s it. That’s depressing.




santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys




positivebeatsthenegative:

cardiocutie:

Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

this is so cool

positivebeatsthenegative:

cardiocutie:

Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

this is so cool




supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.